Epic Mega Ultra Turkey

We’re going to be talking about this delicious monstrosity on the show tonight. I thought it would be appropriate to provide visual stimuli.

-Vinny

lil' hen bacon weave

lil' hen bacon weave

lil' hen

lil' hen

lil' hen stuffed with butter

lil' hen stuffed with butter

lil' hen bathed in buffalo sauce

lil' hen bathed in buffalo sauce

lil' hen wrapped in bacon weave

lil' hen wrapped in bacon weave

Prepare for entry

Prepare for entry

Epic Mega Turkey stiffed with lil' hen

Epic Mega Turkey stiffed with lil' hen

Epic Mega Turkey rubbed with seasoning

Epic Mega Turkey rubbed with seasoning

bacon Weave for Epic mega Turkey

bacon Weave for Epic mega Turkey

Bacon Wrapped Epic Mega Turkey

Bacon Wrapped Epic Mega Turkey

Temp Device inserted

Temp Device inserted, All systems go

Topped Off with butter

Topped Off with butter and bathed in the light of the lord